Can’t miss, won’t miss picks for Week 9

Hey, got some money you can spare? Put your money to work with these mortal locks*

The NFC South tour is just about over, with one more game left in Houston between the Houston Texans and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers. But Week 9, despite the fact that the Texans can only play one game in a week, has other games going on besides the Texans/Bucs matchup.

So if you have some money you can play with, you could do worse than the picks I’m about to suggest, brought to you by DraftKings Sportsbook.

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Go Texans.