Hair of the Dog: Jacksonville Jaguars @ Houston Texans
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By: l4blitzer
The biggest home the Texans have had this decade…so far. Perhaps the next ones won’t be handicap matchups?
As is the case for the Texans, another game came down to the final minute of the game. Since the 30-6 pounding of the Pittsburgh Steelers, every single game since (7 total) have seen the Texans facing a one score situation, either trailing or holding the lead, when the game moves under 2 minutes. For the first time in 6 games, Houston actually trailed at the 2-minute warning. Yet, the Houston Strouds, er, Texans, once again increased the drama and cause that many more heart-attacks. They faced a 58-yard FG, and somehow, a kicker who missed a 48 and 50 yarder in the last two weeks by being off-target was dead-center for a 58-yarder…the longest ATTEMPT in Ammendola’s career. Yet, the Stroud magic did not carry the day. The most painful center-of-the-crossbar doink in Texans’ history ended hopes of claiming the division lead. Jacksonville escaped with a two-game division lead.
Yet, this game maybe should have never gotten to this point. For Houston, their respective lines, offensive and defense, were dominated by Jacksonville. Stroud was moving around, mostly for his life. Also, Houston will not be sending the refs any Christmas cards or contributions to their retirement funds. See the penalty (alleged penalty) that wiped out a 60-yard+ pass to Tank Dell in the 1st quarter, and the three Third-down conversions the refs made against the Houston defense in third quarter. Yet, Jacksonville almost blew this game. The questionable play call at the end of the 1st half and the 4th quarter missed long FG when a punt probably was more warranted. [KITTEN], the Jags could make a claim the refs screwed them on the Stingely INT. Still, high drama against two teams in a playoff-type atmosphere…not many in Houston would have pictured this soon in the Texans’ rebuild.
As always, your Battle Red Blog Masthead had their real-time takes on the game. Given the high drama, and the low opinion of the official calls, there was a lot of, er, not nice language said. Thus, we have edited that out for a more traditional, professional standard for the office.
(NOTE: Apologies for the delay in getting this out. While upset with the game result and the refs, there were technical difficulties outside of the field that delayed this publication).
With that, on to the ‘Dog:
HAIR OF THE DOG: VOLUME 21, ISSUE 12; JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS @ HOUSTON TEXANS (aka a key divisional matchup that is actually about playoff positioning and not draft picks)
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This ultimate battlefight is brought to you by #Bartesian. Drink up boys and girls. This is going to be doozy. Please be safe out there Texans fans.
Kenneth L.
Hello boys
Big game today
I will be there
Patrick
I’m staying home for this one.
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I don’t get a little chuckle for my omage to battlefight?
Patrick
Hey, I chuckled.
Patrick
Does anyone want a slightly used, ugly-[KITTEN] three pound dog who can’t stop peeing all over the floor? Will accept any offer.
Joe
hey everyone!
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I’ve got a 100 pound one. I don’t see that going well
Joe
My heart is POUNDING
this has to be the biggest divisional game in several years
Patrick
And away we go
FIRST QUARTER
TEXANS POSSESSION
Patrick
Off to a nice start there.
Joe
Here we go!
Oh yeah haha
Tank Dell time already?
Patrick
Early and often as far as I’m concerned.
Joe
Look at those battle red uniforms!
Highlighter red
The battle red blog colors more like
They better win in these
Patrick
Delay of game? I hope that was intentional.
Joe
Hahaha
JAGS POSSESSION
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Running game may be nonexistent today boys
Patrick
Guess we’ll have to get our yards through the air again.
Joe
Looking for a good game from Rankins and Cashman again
Or will Anderson, this was the opponent he had the blocked fg
Patrick
Not what I want to see right now, the Jags doing anything.
Joe
dangit!
Good play by stingley but zay jones just did a great job keeping the ball away
Patrick
Wow, you are way ahead of me. I guess Fubo has a bit of a delay to it.
Joe
Good plays against the run so far, though
Wow, really! I’m used to being the one 15-30 seconds behind haha
Patrick
And I’m even in Houston right now.
Joe
No!!!!
[DURGA]
Patrick
[KIIIITTTTTEEEEENNNNNN].
Joe
Alright I’ve seen enough of good Trevor Lawrence
Kenneth L.
Lawrence looks really good
Joe
FINALLY
Kenneth L.
The guy next to me is yelling “sunshine”
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That’s better
Patrick
At last, a stop!
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3-0 Jags
Patrick
Okay, I need to know why he’s yelling sunshine.
JAGS FIELD GOAL. JAGS LEAD 3-0
TEXANS POSSESSION
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Remember the Titans
Patrick
Anathema!
Joe
I’ll take a field goal after that drive
Is will Levis any good?
Patrick
Maybe?
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At creative coffee recipes
Patrick
He’s looked kind of up and down from what little I could check.
That’s coming back.
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Can we just not run the ball?
Maybe give that a try?
Kenneth L.
Early on Jags look bigger and faster
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That holding call blew up that drive
Patrick
Oh man that would’ve been an amazing catch.
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Stop running the [KITTEN] ball.
JAGS POSSESSION
Patrick
Who the [KITTEN] let Zack Snyder out of movie jail?
Will Anderson, for all y’all haters out there.
Jags’ left tackle is hurt.
C’mon get a stop here.
That’ll do.
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Good series from the defense
Patrick
CHUM
Stroud [KITTEN] near got that one on his legs alone.
Joe
Hahahaha
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Barely
Joe
DPUM returns!
Kenneth L.
Their pass rush is absurd
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Stop running the ball
Joe
AAAAAAAA
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Tank Dell is a man
Kenneth L.
Tytus looks hurt
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Flag
Patrick
Stroud to [KITTEN]in’ Dell y’all.
Oh [KITTEN] you.
Joe
Oh my goodness!
Kenneth L.
Flag
Joe
Worst penalty ever
Illegal shift my [KITTEN]
Kenneth L.
This will be a surrender play
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Illegal shift. One of those bull[KITTEN] rules
Patrick
Oh great, penalty kills the play and we lose Tytus again? This game sucks.
Joe
Every Houston game has a few of these trauma downs where everything seems to go wrong spectacularly
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Scruggs has entered the building
END FIRST QUARTER JAGS 3 – TEXANS 0
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You can cancel the milk cartons
Patrick
Scruggs, today you become a man.
Joe
Juice Scruggs is in!
Patrick
Yeah that LT for the Jags ain’t coming back today.
Joe
Let’s go PSU
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At least you get some field position back
Patrick
GO FOR IT YOU COWARDS!
(No, don’t I’m kidding, please don’t go for it here)
Joe
Tytus Howard getting carted off
Oh man
Patrick
Tytus getting carted into the locker room. We’re not seeing him for a while I’m thinking.
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You are playing a real run defense this week boys. Their pass rush is good. Go to quick passing game. Do not run the ball until we say it’s okay.
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At least not today
Well that sucked
Joe
Oh [DURGA]
I’m gonna be sick
Patrick
Woof.
Great job by Harris catching up to him though.
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MOAR flags
Another stupid [KITTEN]ing shift. At least it’s on the Jags.
Patrick
Hey, at least they called that bull[KITTEN] penalty on Jacksonville too.
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Another [KITTEN] flag
Patrick
Oh F[K]S, what now?!
Joe
WOOOOOO
Patrick
OH [KITTEN] YOU!
Joe
Oh no
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Touchdown Trevor Lawrence
That was a bull[KITTEN] PI penalty
Patrick
I am displeased…
JAGS TD, TECHNICALLY. JAGS 3 – TEXANS 0 – REFS 7
TEXANS POSSESSION
Joe
That was a ridiculous penalty
Okay penalty drive whatever
I’d love to see a response to cj stroud either way
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I think the competition committee needs to look at the rule book and throw out like a third of it. The shift penalty impacts nothing. Excessive celebrations are fun and shouldn’t be flagged. I could go on and on.
Don’t run the ball.
Patrick
Tytus Howard with a knee injury, questionable to return.
Yep, definitely done for the day at minimum.
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Nice throw there
Patrick
So is that a flag too you [KITTEN]ing numbskulls?
Joe
Nice throw and catch by Robert woods!
Patrick
It’s a Texans completion so clearly something has to be flagged.
Joe
Who’s in Howard’s place, now?
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Scruggs
Patrick
Scruggs, I thought?
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Dieter still center
Joe
Ohhh I see
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Singletary!,!!!!!!!!
Patrick
That’s more like it!
Joe
Let’s go Singletary!
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Don’t run the ball
We didn’t say you could do that yet
Tank Dell
Patrick
If nobody’s got me, I know Tank’s got me.
Joe
Hahaha
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That’s just next level from Stroud
Joe
What a pass!
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Ok, that’s feels better
Joe
Stroud for MVP
I’m ready for it
And in these red uniforms
It’s just too good!
STROUD TO DELL FOR A 7-YARD TD. JAGS LEAD 10-7
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Efense Efense
Patrick
Yuck.
Don’t let that happen again.
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Now that was a tackle
That’s Will Anderson ladies and gentleman
Ok, run defense is stout
Joe
Sack him!!!!
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Timeout
No whammies no whammies no whammies
Joe
That was close!
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Ok 13-7 Jags
JAGS FIELD GOAL, JAGS LEAD 13-7
TEXANS POSSESSION
Joe
Oh my goodness Dameon Pierce!!!
He’s one of them slippy guys
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Pierce is still good but I didn’t say we could start running it yet
Patrick
I need to know who demanded a second Good Burger movie and, more importantly, how big a truck of money did they back up to Kenan Mitchell’s house.
TWO MINUTE WARNING
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Movie or series?
Patrick
Movie.
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I completely missed whatever was here the first go around
l4blitzer
It would be nice if we could spend more time in the Jags part of the field. Way too much time spend on our side in this game .
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Ryans needs to go back to the drawing board on the Jags passing game
Patrick
Adjustments will doubtless be made.
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Ok, that works
Joe
Love those giant jj watt and Andre Johnson bobble heads, definitely not terrifying or hilarious
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You assume. In past years that’d be a no
Patrick
In past years we didn’t have DeMeco Ryans in charge.
Joe
DELL ACROBAT CATCH
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Tank Dell is a man
Patrick
Wooooooooooooooooooooooooow.
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That’s an unproductive scramble and catch
Joe
And he can run!!!
l4blitzer
Bryce Young just ran a lot of yards for an incompletion
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He can and he will
Patrick
Okay, only Stroud can run today.
Joe
Cj stroud secret dual threat ability
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That was unproductive
l4blitzer
Running the ball…with Ryan Day at Ohio State? Nope…not part of the plan
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Ok, the pass rush is having an effect
Patrick
The pass rush has Stroud and the OL on rollerskates right now.
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Timeout
l4blitzer
Nice…if the refs don’t screw it up
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Hold on
l4blitzer
Looks like the toe tapped the white first…ah well
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It looks incomplete
Patrick
Probably not enough to overturn.
l4blitzer
Quick, what’s the Venmo for the refs?
Joe
Darn
First miraculous catch not to go Dell’s way
Joe
Agreed
Patrick
Second, remember the illegal shift earlier?
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At the half it’s still a competitive game. Stroud has looked really good under constant pressure but the running game has turned back into a pumpkin. Defensively they need more pressure on Lawrence. They are just in too much rhythm in their passing game. This game is easily winnable. Oh, and Tank Dell is a man.
AMMENDOLA MISSES THE FG, JAGS LEAD 13-7
Joe
Jeez
Man are we missing Ka’imi Fairbairn
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His agent is pleased
l4blitzer
Too bad Ogunbowale doesn’t have a little more lift on his leg at this point.
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No whammies no whammies no whammies
Joe
Oh man the glitter kitties are gonna get a few shots!
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MOAR flags
l4blitzer
Say “Thank you, Gitter Kitties” kids…
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George Fant committing penalties for the other team
[KITTEN] he’s good
l4blitzer
Sheesh…that is not good 2 min defense
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I mean committing penalties from the bench is next level
Oh [KITTEN] me
Patrick
Oh [KITTEN] me sideways.
l4blitzer
Kirk vs. Thomas…yeah, gonna favor Kirk on that matchup
Kenneth L.
Hahahahahahahah
Joe
What just happened????
Patrick
Oh no.
Kenneth L.
UNBELIEVABLY BAD PLAY CALL
Joe
What even happened
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Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Patrick
I’ll be [KITTEN]ed.
Joe
LETS GOOOO
Patrick
I will be [KITTEN]ed. Amazing stop defense.
Blake Cashman again.
Joe
hahahaha what in the world
Blake cashman for mvp
l4blitzer
Probably shoulda called the Philly Special, Pederson
HALFTIME
JAGS LEAD 13-7, WILL RECEIVE SECOND HALF KICKOFF
HALFTIME REACTIONS
Joe
Another great game from Stroud, his ability to evade a messy pocket and his speed are really paying dividends this game, but I’m encouraged by how Singletary and Pierce have looked so far. Really not happy with how Trevor Lawrence is looking so far, hope to see better games from the linebackers and cornerbacks in the second half.
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That was next level stupid. Did Pep Hamilton make that call?
At the half it’s still a competitive game. Stroud has looked really good under constant pressure but the running game has turned back into a pumpkin. Defensively they need more pressure on Lawrence. They are just in too much rhythm in their passing game. This game is easily winnable. Oh, and Tank Dell is a man.
Patrick
If you can come up with a reaction that isn’t just swearing obscenities at the refs, have at it. Seeing as I can’t right now…
Kenneth L.
lol
That was as bad as this halftime performance. Just drum lines?? Boo
For how poor the offensive line looked, we are still in this game
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No little dribbling kids?
Patrick
Unless they’re the drumlines for Grambling State or Southern, I’m pretty sure nobody cares about drumlines.
l4blitzer
In so many ways, Jacksonville has dominated this game. They are keeping the ball on the Texans’ side of the field for most of the game. They have the Texans pass defense on its heels and the Texans’ Offensive line having major issues holding off the Glitter Kitty pass rush. Throw in the refs wanting to make their presence known (Illegal Shift, really?), and perhaps it is a good thing that Houston is only down 6. It probably isn’t helping that the Texans’ special teams, that were so on in the game at Jax are not having a great day (giving up some major punt return yardage, missing a FG at the end of the half).
Patrick
Because those two are genuinely fun to watch.
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The fact that we can expect second half adjustments is a huge upgrade. Could you imagine Culley in this scenario?
l4blitzer
“MOAR quick kicks”…David Culley…we think
Patrick
The hardest part of this game is I’m watching literally at home with my mom asleep on the couch next to me. So I can’t swear, I can’t cheer loud, and, worst of all, I can’t drink.
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Bartesian has some drinks that look innocent
l4blitzer
Don’t know what the over/under is for PIT/CIN, but maybe take the under on that one.
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Maybe a good Culley speech would get them fired up and confused
Patrick
The line for the Bengals game was 35.5, for the record.
l4blitzer
With 10 total points at the half…the under is about as safe as the under is for an Iowa game
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I think I saw them wearing tee shirts at that game that said “Punt”
l4blitzer
You did. They kept showing those guys on every punt…and there were a lot of punts. MVPs of that game.
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That didn’t go well for the Jags.
THIRD QUARTER
JAGS POSSESSION
Patrick
Okay we get it KHOU, you’re in a pissing match with satellite providers.
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Intended for Bill Sideline
l4blitzer
Hmmm…I think that Frank Ross ripped his coverage units a new one…works for me.
Patrick
Chuck Sideline
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That was Felipe Whoopsie the intended receiver
[KITTEN]
Expletive deleted
Patrick
And it was Stingley that got burned.
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Another flag
l4blitzer
Ah, the official penalty for this game…illegal motion/formation
Patrick
Hey, how about that, the refs DO penalize other teams.
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Illegal formation….another of those rules that are meaningless
Gosh darn it to heck
Patrick
I don’t like this.
l4blitzer
Jags really moving ahead on TOP
Joe
Calvin Ridley just tearing up Steven Nelson
It feels like turnover time
l4blitzer
Well…about that…
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Ask and you shall receive
Patrick
STINGLEY!!!
Joe, name six number between 1 and 54 right now.
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He loves playing Jacksonville
Joe
LETS GOOOO
STINGLEY PICKS OFF TREVOR LAWRENCE. TEXANS BALL
Joe
2 7 11 17 25 32
LETS GO DEREK STINGLEY
hahahaha
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Play em Patrick
Joe
I couldn’t have timed that message any better
l4blitzer
Oh my goodness, we gotta offensive explosion in New Jersey. Giants and Jets tied at 7
Patrick
If y’all will excuse me, I have a date with a lottery ticket.
Joe
I think I gotta run to get some scratch offs real quick
Hahaha
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Learn to say it in French. Wi, and it counts.
Ok, keep gaining yards
Joe
Alright well that’s probably used up all my prediction power for the day
l4blitzer
Wait, there’s movement…forward, by the Texans offense.
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Ok, keep gaining yards
Joe
But in case it didn’t a predict a cj stroud touchdown…and mvp award…and Super Bowl victory…..
Patrick
[KITTEN] of a time to use it at least.
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Nico!!!!!!!!!!!!
Joe
Yeah thank goodness the Texans needed that
l4blitzer
Ah, glad to see that Nico remembers that he balls well at home
Patrick
Welcome to the game Nico Collins.
Joe
NICOOOOO
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[KITTEN]
Nico needs two more catches to meet my over prediction
l4blitzer
Ah, we have a running game sighting
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Okay, I will allow that running play
l4blitzer
Tunsil as an eligible receiver…oh that would be fun
Patrick
Missed that last play trying to explain to my mom what the Southern Ocean is.
Joe
DEVIN SINGLETARY!!!!
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That one not so much
Joe
Can’t have two good runs in a row
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An ocean that was made up because they removed a planet
l4blitzer
Our best running threat does it again.
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C.J. Stroud ladies and gentlemen
STROUD RUNS IT IN FOR A ONE YARD TOUCHDOWN! TEXANS LEAD 14-13
l4blitzer
I love that leap by Beck (I think it was Beck) to fake out the Jags
Joe
WOOOOOO
Cj stroud dual threat
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Ok, maybe that missed flag balances out the bull stuff shift penalty
Patrick
I don’t need Matt Ammendola giving me anxiety on top of the rest of the team.
l4blitzer
Massive point swing here. Jags could have/should have put up 10-14 points between the end of the half and the 1st drive of the 2nd, but instead, they are down 14-13
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He will be cut as soon as the Hawaiian is back
Meanwhile, every Stingley pick makes Nick Caserio breathe a little easier
JAGS POSSESSION
l4blitzer
There is an argument that if Sauce Gardner was here, he probably wouldn’t be All-Pro
Uh, that was not needed, Houston
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Durga what was that?
Patrick
Ughhhhhhhhhhh
Joe
That wasn’t good
Steven Nelson is having one of those days
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Momma said there’d be days like this
Patrick
(momma said momma said)
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Oh jump on a spilke
Patrick
Oh bull[KITTEN] mother[KITTEN]er.
Dog[KITTEN] potato cracker mother[KITTEN] dip[KITTEN] referees.
Joe
Whoooooo!!! Oh no the flag
Oh you have to be kidding me
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Ok, control the running game
Joe
Eat my sloppy trash [KITTEN] referee
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Where’s the flag
Joe
Let’s go defense!
Kenneth L.
Two. Awful calls
Joe
NOT ANOTHER FLAG
Kenneth L.
GREAT DEFENSE
l4blitzer
Leading passer on this drive…the officials with two critical third down conversions for the Jags
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Just give them the [KITTEN]ing touchdown refs. Stop this foreplay [KITTEN]. Just ram it in there.
Patrick
I hope these refs gets disemboweled with a wooden cooking spoon.
Joe
[DURGA] good [DURGA] this stinking sloppy foul refs
EAT MY [KITTEN]
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Probably should mute mine.
Kenneth L.
Booo
Joe
I’m gonna freak out
l4blitzer
Refs on the lookout for another 3rd down
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Where’s the flag?
Patrick
Don’t give ‘em ideas, shut up.
Kenneth L.
Can confirm Calvin Ridley is good
l4blitzer
Thomas with perhaps the worst series of his professional Iife
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Ok, my first prop bet pays off
Patrick
[DURGA] [KITTEN]ing [KITTEN], this defense.
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Son of a motherless goat
Joe
The blasphemy drive
The football [DURGA]s will pay you for that drive, Jacksonville
They needed what like 10 plays inside the 5 to get in the end zone?
Patrick
Now I’m not saying that the refs’ moms are all dirty whores who never loved them as children, but I’m not NOT saying that.
l4blitzer
Ooof…our man-to-man coverage should not be shown to anyone under 18 trying to learn about football…and the refs should probably find another line of work.
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Their mothers are drug addicts in the oldest Profession
Joe
They’re just a little stinky idk
Just stinky guys that don’t want the Texans to become the greatest story ever told
l4blitzer
Did the scriptwriters already get tired of the Texans’ feel good story? Did they want to see more of the Jags mascot in the Speedo?
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They feel like it’s evening out the cosmic odds
Kenneth L.
Stroud is limping
Patrick
Not funny.
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Ok, I think I’ve reached the over on Collins too
Kenneth L.
What just happened??
Scruggs needs to get fired
We can’t draft lineman
l4blitzer
Ouch…not the response the team needed
Joe
Nico Collins is so good at the 30-yard reception
Patrick
No. NO. NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
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Well [KITTEN] that sucked
JAGS POSSESSION
l4blitzer
The defense really needs to try to hold the Jags scoreless for once…especially if they can’t muster a turnover
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Need actual pressure on the quarterback
Joe
NOOOO
Shoot!
Patrick
What?!
Joe
Now I’m worried
I’m behind again so I just saw the stroud sack
Patrick
Ahh
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They are moving it at will
Just not on running plays
If I were the Jacktown OC I’d sack the running game but I’m not so….
Another mother[KITTEN]ing flag
l4blitzer
Oh gee, what a shock…the refs with another clutch 3rd down conversion
Joe
This better not be against the Texans
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It is
l4blitzer
I think the refs have converted 3 of the last 4 Jags 3rd downs
Joe
Hahahahaha
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Wow
Kenneth L.
Can yall hear the booing from the fans?
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Just cancel the rest of the game
Kenneth L.
Hahababab
Patrick
Ladies and gentlemen, if you have any issues with the refereeing, please bring it up to referee Clay Martin and @nflofficiating
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Oh I think I could step aside and hear it
l4blitzer
Ya know, all of the studies about home field advantage show that it is supposed to help the home team with official calls. Did they officials not get the message, or did Khan offer some “performance bonuses”?
Kenneth L.
The energy in this stadium is giving “I want to bite a head off”
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Ozzy Osborne has entered the chat
l4blitzer
Granted, the defense is putting themselves in position to have the refs turn the game, but still…it is not helping
At this point, the refs have spurred the Jags to an offensive rhythm
Joe
I like seeing angry demeco Ryans
l4blitzer
I’ll pay good money if Ryans power bombs the referee
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Durga it’s on them
l4blitzer
Make up call
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Larry Tate office linebacker enters the chat
Kenneth L.
This game is weird
l4blitzer
PIT/CIN game still well under for the over/under
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Third down….its flag time gentlemen
l4blitzer
Refs looking to go 4 out of 5 on 3rd down
Joe
Oh no not Blake cashman
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Cashman down
l4blitzer
Because our defense is so loaded with playmakers right now…
Joe
SACK HIMMMM
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They are going for it
They got it
Another flag
l4blitzer
Wait…did the refs…did the refs actually call something in our favor?
Joe
NOOOO
holding on them!!!
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Against the Jags
Kenneth L.
10 point lead for them
Need to score
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Illegal formation. Another stupid rule
Joe
Woooooo!!!!
I’ll take it!!!
l4blitzer
Guess Jacksonville’s special teams took to heart how bad they played last time, for they are doing a LOT better today
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24-14
MCMANUS WITH THE 53 YARD FG: JACKSONVILLE 24 – HOUSTON 14; 11:20, 4th
Joe
Alright now we’re entering desperation territory
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Just score a touchdown
Joe
Thankfully we have cj stroud, so I like our chances, but this offensive line is not having a good day
Juice Scruggs is unfortunately not saving us so far
l4blitzer
This would be a script flip…where the defense actually does NOT hold the lead at the 2 minute mark in the 4th
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Realistically he’s having a good day but 16 on 11 is hard to overcome
Joe
Come on, CJ Stroud! I believe in you!!!
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Ok, that’s a good start
Ok, I’m liking this
Joe
They should just do tank Dell and Xavier Hutchinson jet sweeps in opposite direction the whole way down the field
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Go for it
Patrick
The [KITTEN] was that?
Joe
I don’t understand that 3rd down play
I think they almost gotta go for it
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An uncalled PI
Joe
You’re low on time
Kenneth L.
Offense has no momentum
Joe
Why wouldnt you just get the first down on a qb sneak???
vballretired
That was a stupid series of plays
l4blitzer
Ah….just missed, but I don’t blame Houston. Time is getting short and there is no faith in the defense right now
Patrick
Sigh…
Joe
NOOOOO
vballretired
I think that’s the ballgame
Joe
What were those two plays!
Why would you do that???
Patrick
Slowik? Can we talk?
vballretired
Kenneth L.
That may be game right there tbh
Joe
I mean the jags defense has been controlling the line of scrimmage for most of the game, but like, why not just try a normal run play on 3rd and 1??? Why these two passes?
Patrick
vballretired
They just couldn’t get off the field.
l4blitzer
Wonder if that was more Stroud looking for the big play? I mean it is what it is, but would be curious to see the thought process from Stroud and Slowik on that sequence
vballretired
Even if you scored there the zebras would make sure the Jags won
Joe
He didn’t seem to be wrong on the 4th down play cuz Schultz seemed open, but it wasn’t a great pass
vballretired
Where’s the flag dip[KITTEN]?
Kenneth L.
If this Jags kicker makes this he is the player of the game
Joe
The Texans won last week by making big plays on 3rd and 4th downs on defense, and this week it looks like they’re going to lose that way
It’s not over yet, especially if they force a field goal, but they’ve been struggling on the big downs
Well here we go!
Patrick
This feels like the game here.
l4blitzer
Would almost punt if Jax…let the D hold them, as they have done a great job to this point
vballretired
Where’s the flag. We got illegal tripping on the 30 yard line. Automatic touchdown.
Joe
HE MISSED IT
he missed it!!!!
Even toro is red!
LETS GOOOO
l4blitzer
Still alive…he actually missed a 55 yarder
JAGS MISS FIELD GOAL. TEXANS STILL DOWN 24-14. TEXANS POSSESSION
vballretired
All three misses for him have been against us
Patrick
Stroud keeps looking for the hero ball.
Kenneth L.
We need quicker routes
Patrick that’s a good way to put it
Joe
WOOOOOOO
HUTCHINSONNNN
wow!
vballretired
Yeah. Although that works
Patrick
Hero ball.
Joe
Yeah he’s like trying to save the day out there you’re right Patrick
vballretired
Ok. Let’s get back on schedule
Joe
It’s time for snap decisions
Kenneth L.
GAME ON BABY
vballretired
Ok
Kenneth L.
Let’s goooo
l4blitzer
Hey, Nico remembers he likes the NRG End Zone
vballretired
Touchdown Collins!!!!!!!!
Joe
LETS GOOOOOO
NICO LETS GO BOWLING
Patrick
I AIN’T HEARD NO FAT LADY!
Joe
3 touchdowns for stroud today so far
l4blitzer
How crazy does those last 30 seconds from the 1st half seem now? It should either be tied, or Jacksonville would still be up a comfortable 10.
vballretired
Rescind the premature call
Still, our defense still needs a stop
STROUD TO COLLINS FOR A 17 YARD TD. JAGS LEAD 24-21
JAGS POSSESSION
vballretired
Overall good game on offense and for Stroud but that third and fourth down sequence looms large
Joe
Uh oh
Man Khalil Davis is so close to blowing up these plays!
vballretired
Like I said. We actually need a stop
Patrick
[KITTEN].
Joe
BIG PLAY BY NELSON
Patrick
Oh [DURGA], I’ve seen the future. Fourth quarter comeback coming up.
Kenneth L.
HOUSE IS ROCKING
Joe
WOOOOO
vballretired
Nelson!!!!!!!!
Joe
house causing a timeout!!!!
When’s the last time that happened
l4blitzer
Guess we forgot to put the update before the game that those with weak cardiovascular systems should not watch at this point
Patrick
They just got 12th Man’d.
vballretired
Also that those in attendance are a minute ahead of the rest of us
Joe
Oh my goodness!
That was too close
l4blitzer
Nice coverage on that 3rd down…nice
vballretired
Where’s the flag?
Patrick
DON’T GIVE THEM IDEAS
vballretired
Here come the flags
Joe
Jeez well at least Ryans caught the mistake hahaha
vballretired
Nevermind a timeout
Joe
Here we go!
No whammies!
vballretired
Ok, here we go
l4blitzer
Alright…90 yards to super glory…or maybe about 60 to tie
Patrick
Fourth quarter comeback time. I hope.
vballretired
Of course there’s a flag
l4blitzer
Hey…did Cal figure out Venmo, cause we just got a beneficial flag
Joe
Wow, a call for the Texans?
Patrick
Nice wish.
Joe
Oh [DURGA]
Life flashing before my eyes
Patrick
Finally a call that went our way.
l4blitzer
CJ Stroud living right on that pass
vballretired
That was close
Joe
Let’s go Brevin Jordan!
NOOOO
vballretired
Ok
Joe
wrong Josh Allen!
Kenneth L.
[KITTEN]
l4blitzer
Two steps forward…one giant step back
Kenneth L.
One big step back
vballretired
[KITTEN]. I’m behind y’all
l4blitzer
Know that Houston was trying for a screen, but Josh Allen manhandled Tunsil
Patrick
Sigh…….
Now I hear vocal warmups.
Joe
Oh boy
NICO COLLINSSS
l4blitzer
Here’s a thought…with Indy winning today to go to 6-5, and how the rest of the season plays out, imagine that a HOU-IND finally results in a winner-take-all for a playoff spot?
Joe
FIRST DOWN
vballretired
Ok
Kenneth L.
Whoever drafted Juice Scruggs can go to [KITTEN]
vballretired
That’s a start
Ok
l4blitzer
Have to remember that you only need a FG
Super Red Toro is a nice touch though
Joe
Oh man
vballretired
Boy that sucks
Joe
Don’t hate on him yet! He’s good I promise
Patrick
Eeeep.
vballretired
Not today
Joe
Oh [DURGA]!!!
What in the world was that!
vballretired
Ok
l4blitzer
Commentators losing it over a horse-collar on Stroud
Joe
They’re gonna kick it???
Oh no!
vballretired
Geez
Kenneth L.
58 yards
Joe
Why not get more yards on 3rd???
Oh man
l4blitzer
Any one have insight on how he did in warmups
Joe
Idk about this
Patrick
Ammendola doesn’t have enough hair on his [KITTEN] to make that kick.
vballretired
[KITTEN]
Time to think about it
Joe
Oh my goodness
That’s terrible
Right off the cross bar
l4blitzer
Needed really one more yard
vballretired
Inches
Patrick
Hit the [KITTEN]ing crossbar.
Joe
That couldn’t have been any closer
l4blitzer
Welp…young teams are going to have that kinda loss. Still, never boring with this squad
FINAL: JACKSONVILLE 24 – HOUSTON 21. HOUSTON FALLS TO 6-5, OUT OF THE PLAYOFF POSITION. END OF 3 GAME WINNING STREAK AND STILL WINLESS AT HOME AGAINST DIVISIONAL RIVALS (0-2)
Joe
Poor Texans
I guess we were due for a kick not to go our way or something
vballretired
Yeah, that’s a tough way to lose
l4blitzer
In the stats, the refs should get the assists for 4 of those 3rd down conversions. However, the secondary and Oline are going to have a not-very-good-week in the film sessions
Joe
This is the kind of game I’m gonna load up on Madden and blow out the jaguars to get the steam off. The Texans clawed their way back into this game after a rough start against Trevor Lawrence, and they deserved to win it at the end here. Stroud might’ve been playing a little too valiantly at the end there, but can you blame him? Sometimes, things just don’t go your way, and Juice Scruggs did not have a good day. Josh Allen stopped Stroud this time around, but we will have our revenge in the playoffs!
GAME BALLS:
- QB CJ Stroud: On a day when the Jaguars’ defensive line was crushing both the Texans’ line in run and pass blocking, Stroud had to be the one-man gang, and for all intents and purposes, he was the offense. 26 of 36 for 304 yards and 2 TDs passing, 6 carries for 47 yards and 1 TD. He scored all of the team’s TDs and at least put the team in position to send the game into overtime. He can’t be the one-man gang all the time, but today, he was.
- WR Nico Collins: He really likes playing at home. Another 100 yard receiving game at home, getting 104 yards on 7 receptions and a 4th quarter TD. All of his receiving TDs have come at NRG, and over 70% of his receiving yards. Now, if he could do some of that on the road…
SHOULD BE FORCED TO WATCH THE JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS MASCOT MODEL NEW SPEEDOS FOR HIS GAMEDAY OUTFITS:
- OT Laremy Tunsil: Jacksonville’s Defense Line was perhaps the single most dominant force in the game. They held the Texans rushing attack to 91 yards, with CJ Stroud responsible for over half that on scrambles. In addition, the Texans pass protection, which had been a strength coming into this game, could not hold back a brutal Jacksonville pass rush. Josh Allen had himself a game with 2.5 sacks, with the biggest play coming on the final drive, where the Texans went from 1st and 10 from the JAX 37 to 2nd and 19 from the JAX 46. While that play was designed as a screen, Tunsil, one of the best pass blocking tackles in the game, got straight up manhandled by Allen. For an All-Pro caliber tackle like him, you can’t let that happen in that situation. While the line dealt with another injury (this time Tytus Howard), Tunsil just can’t get beat like that in a game like this.
- CB Tavierre Thomas: While you have to factor in the officiating in this game, Thomas had perhaps the worst game in his Houston career, if not his entire professional career. Trevor Lawrence made a point of going after him, especially as Thomas was matched up on Christian Kirk, who victimized him for a potential back-breaking 57 yard pass at the end of the 1st half that got Jacksonville down to the Houston 1-yard line. Only a horrid playcall spared Thomas a brutal halftime. The Jags second drive in the 3rd quarter was all about going after Thomas. While it was the refs that converted 3 of those 3rd down plays, Thomas was the primary target/victim. He is not going to have a very good week in film review.
- The Refs: You know it is bad when outside commentators, who have no routing interest in this game, are calling out the horridness of the referee calls against the Texans. The Illegal Shift penalty that negated the massive Stroud-to-Dell reception in the 1st quarter seemed super-dubious at best. 3 third down conversions by the refs flagging Texans’ defenders on pass plays, and a number of missed hits on Stroud are also factored in here. The Texans ended up with 7 penalties, but it seemed like so much more. Not that Jacksonville is thrilled, with 6 penalties of their own, and the Stingley INT coming on a play where the Kitties felt there was legit defensive holding. Nobody pays to see the refs. They are best left in the shadows. Don’t expect this crew to get a warm welcome if they dare to return to Houston.
All of that being said, the Texans are still in the thick of the playoff race. While outside the top 7, they should remain a major factor in determining the final 7 of the AFC. They will have to put this game behind them, as NRG will host another playoff-level tilt next week, this time with the Denver Broncos coming to down for a noon CST kickoff. CBS is bringing their #1 broadcast team to the game, so that does mean Romo, but that does mean a wider audience will get to see the Texans under the Stroud/Ryans regime. See you then.
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